I discovered fellow WordPress blogger Heath Brenan recently through a great post that he wrote about his job and the less than polite customers he sometimes interacts with. You can learn proper Grocery Store Etiquette (and have a good laugh) here. Heath’s work at the QFC store in Seattle, WA may not be as exotic (or as controversial) as some other careers that have been featured on this site, but he is definitely a Cool Jobster in my book.
While this blog does tend to focus on extraordinary jobs most of the time, keep in mind that there are a lot of folks out there working every day at “regular jobs” that ensure the rest of us have easy access to fresh food, sanitation services, gas for our cars and clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch. I’ve got nothing but respect for anyone who goes to work every day, works hard and tries to make a difference no matter what his or her job title might be.
Thanks to Heath for helping My Cool Job to keep it real!
When people ask you ‘what do you do?’ how do you describe your job?
Well as for job title, if I could be called anything I suppose it would be a “Journeyman”. Most employees at QFC have set departments and tasks but mine is somewhat unique in the sense that I quite literally work almost every department in the store. My duties have spanned everything including cutting and arranging fruits and vegetables, filleting various kinds of fish, operating a checkstand, counting down all the money in the store to make sure everything adds up, being the closing manager and being in charge of up to ten checkers, subduing shoplifters (Frowned upon by the company I might add), ordering product for the entire store etc.
What do you love about your job?
Honestly there is a lot of upside to the job, no matter how much I complain. I get to meet different kinds of people on a daily basis, if you’re not a people person this job definatly isn’t for you. I really enjoy being trained in almost all the departments, keeps me doing different jobs and changes things up a bit. But most of all I would have to say, the people I work with are the part I love the most.
Honestly there is a lot of upside to the job, no matter how much I complain. I get to meet different kinds of people on a daily basis, if you’re not a people person this job definatly isn’t for you. I really enjoy being trained in almost all the departments, keeps me doing different jobs and changes things up a bit. But most of all I would have to say, the people I work with are the part I love the most.
What do you hate about your job?
Having worked this job for so many years I could go on an absolute tirade about what I don’t like, I’m sure most jobs are this way but I digress. Every once in a while in a job dealing with the public you meet those customers that are never happy and determined to completly ruin your day. That’s probably my biggest complaint. The second most would be upper management. More often than not it’s a “Do as I say, not as I do” ethic which drives me crazy at times.
What education, training, experience or just plain luck someone would someone have to have to get a job like yours?
Well education wise you really don’t need a lot. It’s a fairly blue collar job that pays pretty well at the same time. Computer knowledge helps, as well as experience in a customer based field probably dosen’t hurt either. Unfortunatly it’s a “Who you know, not what you know” hiring stradegy sometimes and qualified people can get passed over for “friends”.
What is the the funniest story you can think of connected to your professional training or your employment?
I used to work the night shift. One night I noticed a teenage kid stealing beer. Standard operating procedure is you call for backup when you’re going to approach a shoplifter. I grabbed the phone and called for security over the public announcement system. The kid clearly noticed it was about him and instantly began bolting for the door, twelve pack of beer in hand. However our floors were being waxed at the time and he stepped on a very slippery section of tile. His feet came out from under him and he slid a good 20 feet into the sliding doors, the pack of beer falling on him, breaking and covering him in it.
I used to work the night shift. One night I noticed a teenage kid stealing beer. Standard operating procedure is you call for backup when you’re going to approach a shoplifter. I grabbed the phone and called for security over the public announcement system. The kid clearly noticed it was about him and instantly began bolting for the door, twelve pack of beer in hand. However our floors were being waxed at the time and he stepped on a very slippery section of tile. His feet came out from under him and he slid a good 20 feet into the sliding doors, the pack of beer falling on him, breaking and covering him in it.

cool!! can heath tell me if there is any truth behind the stories of “turkey bowling”???? i read about it in a book and am dying to know if stuff like that really goes on after hours in a grocery store!
i love this interview–everyone seems to have the same problems at work–just at different jobs.
jimsmuse sez: LOL at “turkey bowling”. If my Thanksgiving bird ends up tasting weird, I’m going to have to tell guests “oh crap, those kids at the store must have used this one for turkey bowling…”
@Curly: The official truth behind “Turkey Bowling” is there is no such thing. HOWEVER: Grocery stores, much like governments tend to cover things up. Turkey Bowling has indeed occurred at one store I worked at. Many good times were had at the expense of poor frozen birds.
Other events include, hide and seek during power outages, apple tag and customer tazer hunting….ok, well not that last one.
jimsmuse sez: And you didn’t think your job was cool…
Thanks for the comment on the blog! I hope you enjoy the reading.
I work in a grocery store myself and I can TOTALLY relate to this, ha.
jimsmuse sez: Thanks for coming by! If you have any good “employee hi-jinks” stories from the store where you work, this is the time to fess up! (See, everyone? I told you every job is cool, didn’t I?)
Customer tazer hunting sounds like fun
When I lived in Seattle, QFC was my favorite place to shop. Since I lived on the Hill, I thought it stood for Queer Food Center. Hey, I was young and dumb, what can I say?
jimsmuse sez: Please be advised I am already working on a treatment for the new reality competition show “The Taser Hunter”, and think you would make a great contestant…
I used to work at a supermarket many years ago, before video surveillance. There were many shenanigans going on after hours, including midnight feasts and lobster races.
jimsmuse sez: Thanks for finally leaving a comment! No one ever invited ME to the lobster races at Kings in B’ville back in the day… I feel so left out!
Lobster racing…dosent that mean they have to be moving backwards?
jimsmuse sez: I think that you should try it out after hours and report back! (OK, not really..especially if it takes time away from Taser practice)
@Jimsmuse – I have an incredibly high pain threshold. So, I’d make an outstanding contestant
jimsmuse quotes Paris Hilton and sez: “That’s hot!”
I feel that I should be allowed to participate in said Tazer Hunting game show. For I have shot a customer from 1800 yards with a tazer successfully…ok thats not true…but I want in!
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