Comments on: Dream Jobster http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/ a new adventure every day Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:13:02 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: pannonica http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-466 pannonica Sun, 07 Sep 2008 01:21:58 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-466 <strong>tony:</strong> size matters I see. tony: size matters I see.

]]> By: Tony http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-463 Tony Sat, 06 Sep 2008 09:17:06 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-463 I'm tempted to wanna be a Wet Nurse at Versailles circa 1779 but my breasts may be too small :) I’m tempted to wanna be a Wet Nurse at Versailles circa 1779 but my breasts may be too small :)

]]> By: pannonica http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-457 pannonica Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:27:45 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-457 <strong>p.s.</strong> The title of your post has gotten the Microscopic Septet song, <a href="http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:wpfixq8rldde~T00" rel="nofollow"><em>Lobster in the Limelight</em></a> worming in my ear. p.s. The title of your post has gotten the Microscopic Septet song, Lobster in the Limelight worming in my ear.

]]> By: pannonica http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-456 pannonica Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:20:50 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-456 okay. <strong>1. professional mattress tester</strong> <em>(includes all varieties of mattress use)</em> <strong>2. wine label designer</strong> <em>(requires tasting each and every wine so as to effectively represent its character)</em> <strong>3. critic critic</strong> <em>(concatenated hijinks!)</em> <strong> jimsmuse sez: Why not combine all three? Drink wine, sleep like the dead on the latest high-tech mattress, then get up hungover and write snarky things about Roger Ebert? Love it!</strong> okay.

1. professional mattress tester (includes all varieties of mattress use)
2. wine label designer (requires tasting each and every wine so as to effectively represent its character)
3. critic critic (concatenated hijinks!)

jimsmuse sez: Why not combine all three? Drink wine, sleep like the dead on the latest high-tech mattress, then get up hungover and write snarky things about Roger Ebert? Love it!

]]> By: prairieflounder http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-455 prairieflounder Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:35:58 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-455 What a fun meme to toy with. Let’s see what cool job would I want if I had to give up the one I have…. Hmmm.. I can only think of five, while I am working. The others will have to wait remain a mystery, for the time being. 1. Disneyland pyrotechnicion 2. Outdoor Nude model photographer in the Caribbean (Planetross didn't go far enough) 3. Fulltime Steampunk action shooting range operator. 4. Tour guide on the moon for Virgin Galactic 5. Executive late night cable TV program scheduler. -pf jimsmuse sez: pf, I read #3 and suddenly had a picture in my mind of the poor scarecrows on "America's Next Top Model" doing a photo-shoot in the Caribbean with a nude photographer. Perhaps I misunderstood which noun "nude" refers to? I am with you on #4 though -- I'd like that job, too! What a fun meme to toy with. Let’s see what cool job would I want if I had to give up the one I have…. Hmmm.. I can only think of five, while I am working. The others will have to wait remain a mystery, for the time being.
1. Disneyland pyrotechnicion
2. Outdoor Nude model photographer in the Caribbean (Planetross didn’t go far enough)
3. Fulltime Steampunk action shooting range operator.
4. Tour guide on the moon for Virgin Galactic
5. Executive late night cable TV program scheduler.

-pf

jimsmuse sez: pf, I read #3 and suddenly had a picture in my mind of the poor scarecrows on “America’s Next Top Model” doing a photo-shoot in the Caribbean with a nude photographer. Perhaps I misunderstood which noun “nude” refers to? I am with you on #4 though — I’d like that job, too!

]]> By: Khyri http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-454 Khyri Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:18:28 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-454 Well, maybe that's because I already have my dream job? :) On the other hand, I wouldn't mind being a professional lottery winner. Or maybe a trust fund beneficiary. Do those count? ;) <strong>jimsmuse sez: Of course! If I can be a princess, you can certainly be a trust fund kid! See you at the yacht races!</strong> Well, maybe that’s because I already have my dream job? :)

On the other hand, I wouldn’t mind being a professional lottery winner. Or maybe a trust fund beneficiary. Do those count? ;)

jimsmuse sez: Of course! If I can be a princess, you can certainly be a trust fund kid! See you at the yacht races!

]]> By: jimsmuse http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-453 jimsmuse Fri, 05 Sep 2008 00:11:30 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-453 <strong>jimsmuse sez: Nice of you two to comment on planetross' list (hee hee), but I'm not seeing any dream job lists from you two...</strong> jimsmuse sez: Nice of you two to comment on planetross’ list (hee hee), but I’m not seeing any dream job lists from you two…

]]> By: pannonica http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-452 pannonica Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:48:27 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-452 ... and possibly including nos. 1 and 7? … and possibly including nos. 1 and 7?

]]> By: Khyri http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-451 Khyri Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:05:25 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-451 planetross, I notice a theme in #2 through #5 !!!! :) planetross, I notice a theme in #2 through #5 !!!! :)

]]> By: planetross http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/2008/09/04/dream-jobster/#comment-450 planetross Thu, 04 Sep 2008 13:57:32 +0000 http://jimsmuse.wordpress.com/?p=160#comment-450 I can't just pick one, but some of the top ones would be: 1. window washer on a skyscraper 2. playboy photographer 3. girl band groupie (maybe with The Go Gos about 25 years ago) 4. towel boy at a strip club 5. Swedish bikini team masseuse 6. rocket scientist (just to say, "Well actually I am a rocket scientist.") 7. computer hacker 8. crime scene investigator 9. astronaut 10. professional chess player <strong>jimsmuse sez: planetross bonus job #11: Tanning salon owner! </strong> I can’t just pick one, but some of the top ones would be:
1. window washer on a skyscraper
2. playboy photographer
3. girl band groupie (maybe with The Go Gos about 25 years ago)
4. towel boy at a strip club
5. Swedish bikini team masseuse
6. rocket scientist (just to say, “Well actually I am a rocket scientist.”)
7. computer hacker
8. crime scene investigator
9. astronaut
10. professional chess player

jimsmuse sez: planetross bonus job #11: Tanning salon owner!

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